Im not fat, im morbidly obese

my name's darian, just your typical comedy blog and I make gifs too.......... thats pretty much it ........ people think this is funny

July 21, 2014 3:13 pm 3:12 pm 3:11 pm
starmies:

This is modern art

starmies:

This is modern art

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2:58 pm

gnarly:

When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

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July 20, 2014 10:12 pm
2pineappleshawty:

black tumblr be like

2pineappleshawty:

black tumblr be like

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9:20 pm 8:18 pm 8:04 pm 7:57 pm 7:49 pm

phobias:

"how are you single?"

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7:34 pm
apupy:

fruitsgarden:

look at these idiots just sitting aroung

get jobs

apupy:

fruitsgarden:

look at these idiots just sitting aroung

get jobs

(Source: lisadain, via harcules)

7:24 pm 7:22 pm 7:19 pm

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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7:18 pm

buckybarrnes:

"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay

kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit

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