Im not fat, im morbidly obese

my name's darian, just your typical comedy blog and I make gifs too.......... thats pretty much it ........ people think this is funny

March 24, 2014 7:52 pm 7:44 pm 6:49 pm
mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

(via thuglifex3)

March 22, 2014 9:22 pm

oknope:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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(via thefuuuucomics)

9:20 pm March 20, 2014 4:30 pm
jayda95:

*lil b verse*

jayda95:

*lil b verse*

(Source: fileformat, via itsexclusive)

4:23 pm
naomster:

tempestpaige:

my mom has a tiny violin she plays whenever me or my siblings complain about stupid stuff

YOUR MOTHER IS MR KRAABS

naomster:

tempestpaige:

my mom has a tiny violin she plays whenever me or my siblings complain about stupid stuff

YOUR MOTHER IS MR KRAABS

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(via ruinedchildhood)

4:20 pm 2:45 am
edmbreeze:

I would love to exercise every night if I had that bike.

edmbreeze:

I would love to exercise every night if I had that bike.

2:45 am

okayseriouslynow:

to those people that follow me and then immediately reblog everything i post

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(via thefuuuucomics)

2:13 am 2:13 am
stonerthings:

how i feel 24//7

stonerthings:

how i feel 24//7

(via kushanddubstep)

March 19, 2014 10:40 am 10:40 am

“i made these”

“i made these”

(Source: annielovespitbulls, via bornlazy)

3:52 am