Im not fat, im morbidly obese

my name's darian, just your typical comedy blog and I make gifs too.......... thats pretty much it ........ people think this is funny

August 7, 2014 8:16 pm August 5, 2014 11:43 pm
taint3ed:

Lol I cannot

taint3ed:

Lol I cannot

(via taint3ed)

10:43 pm 10:37 pm 12:20 pm 12:11 pm

(Source: tumblr.com, via online)

12:03 pm 11:49 am

canon-autopsy:

geiszlstar:

canon-autopsy:

4chan trolls have poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!!!

THEY DID??

no… but are we going to wait around until they do?

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(via online)

August 4, 2014 9:56 pm
ruinedchildhood:

I need this on my blog

ruinedchildhood:

I need this on my blog

(Source: danielradcliffedaily)

9:42 pm 9:41 pm

letsstartarevolutiontogether:

cosbyykidd:

imsoshive:

*visits church for the first time*

pastor: if there are any first time visitors here this morning please stand.

me:

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the members:

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I am so done 

(via turnoffyour-mind)

9:38 pm
unclefather:

Why? Who gives you the right?

unclefather:

Why? Who gives you the right?

(Source: plasmapanda, via imerasingyouandimhappy)

9:07 pm

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: 6ood, via hereonmystar)

9:07 pm

officialfrenchtoast:

when ur in the middle of doing something fun & u remember something u were supposed to do

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(via thefuuuucomics)

9:06 pm