Im not fat, im morbidly obese

my name's darian, just your typical comedy blog and I make gifs too.......... thats pretty much it ........ people think this is funny

July 31, 2014 11:48 am
  • teacher: alright fold your papers in half
  • entire class: hot dog or hamburger
July 29, 2014 4:04 am

cocaineteas:

me posing for a pic:

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3:58 am 1:20 am July 28, 2014 8:38 pm 8:32 pm 7:46 pm 6:11 pm 12:03 pm 11:32 am July 25, 2014 4:57 am

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: nicodiangelbabe, via jenatils)

July 24, 2014 1:15 am

blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

(Source: asscop, via thefuuuucomics)

12:16 am
tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks, Gramma. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks, Gramma. [x]

12:16 am

rnalevolent:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

(Source: abilifys, via onlylxxxve)

12:15 am
justbeingfabulous:

just give me the fucking pancakes 

justbeingfabulous:

just give me the fucking pancakes 

(Source: fussybabybitch, via cordeliafoxx)